The Insanatorium!

2008-07-05T06:43:00.000-07:00

MOVED!

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2008-07-04T09:57:00.000-07:00

Nerves of butter.

This is loosely translated as :

10 Promises to my Dog

Can somebody please exclaim what the fuck?

What kinda daft movie is this?Who the hell makes promises to their dogs?I mean,its not like it's gonna understand what you're saying right?It'll just wag it's tail and do a giant poop before scarpering off and leaving you to clean the mess.

Anyway here's the top ten promises you CAN make to your dog:

Thou shall,

1) Always remember to feed daily instead of weekly.

2) Not call SPCA the moment it gobbles up your homework.

3) Not force the dog to do OT by using it as a security dog at night.

4) Stop using ceramic dishes to play fetch with it.

5) Not put the dog in a hand bag cause not only do you risk your belonging getting do do-ed on,it also looks kinda gay(You know you're guilty here,Miss Hilton).

6) Stop making it sit,stand or rollover.Just let it laze around already!

7) Not dress up your dog in stupid costumes or tie ribbons to it.Hello people,that's what mannequins are for!

8) Recognise your dog as men's best friend.That is until another bitch comes along(GIRLFRIEND/WIFE).

9) Never attempt to eat your dog.For all the constantly ravenous people,it's a living breathing organism,NOT A HOT DOG.

10) NEVER.BRING.YOUR.DOG.TO.CHINA.

Got back my accounts paper today.Thank god it's still ok.Congratulations candy,i kowtow to you!

:D

2008-07-03T08:37:00.000-07:00

Reaching for the half gap.

It's that time of year again!C'mon people,let the festivities commence!Sing along now!

"Happy birthday to me!
Happy birthday to me!
Bacardi and vodka!
Are waiting for me!"

Oh yes!One more year and i can stroll into any shop,look the auntie in the eye...and purchase my soya bean drink...Hell no!But you know what it is!Exhilaration!

Anyway today was a blast.Thanks to all the people who wished me a Happy pop-out-of-womb day.Thanks Bestie(En) for the uber long message!Many more years to come i assure you that! To my wonderful class that gave me a surprise and diverted my attention from my fish soup to the cake,I LOVE YOU.Erm the dudes.Don't take this literally.HAHAHAHAHAHA!Thanks dad and mom for conceiving me and allowing me to spice up your life(YOU AGREE RIGHT?!LOL!).Thanks to dad for buying my durian cake which was in fact a durian.Or more like five durians.Mhmmmm!PUAN you owe me dinner.Sweetttttttttttt!

But you know what's the weirdest thing?I just remembered my birthday fell on the 3rd of july.And i wouldn't have noticed if janelle hadn't been asking me...

OMG MAN!SEE!THIS IS THE MUGGER HARD AT WORK!STUDY UNTIL CANNOT REMEMBER PERSONAL STUFF!GOOD JOB CHOW! :) :) :)

Though i think i need to go see a doctor for some miracle cure for short term memory...

Plus plus plus,i found new eye candy!WOOTS!So all in all...A GOOD DAY!

:D

2008-06-27T11:12:00.000-07:00

My baby takes the morning train.

MSTs are over!No more mugging till wee hours in the morning!WHOOPEE!

Headed down to DONFORT to get my testimonials today with chan and en.Yeap saw loads of old faces on the way there.The testimonial is bull crap man.HOW THE HELL CAN I BE PROFICIENT IN CHINESE WHEN I GOT A FUCKING D7 ON FIRST ATTEMPT?!Unbelievable!

Watched DON'T MESS WITH THE ZOHAN.It was freaking hilarious i can tell you that.But it was kinda gross when he screwed all those old bitches.Ugh.Luckily i didn't have much in me tummy.BING BANG BOOM! :) :) :)

Oooh!on the way back from gym,i saw a familiar(ok i'm careful about the spelling here thanks to some angel correcting me on this)face!Woots!So happy since i haven't seen her for like what?Eons?!Yes yes.Picture the ten mega watt smile on my face now!

:D

2008-06-21T06:47:00.000-07:00

Ground control to Major Tom.

Finally got the pics from candy.Here's the:

TOP TEN TWIT POSES!

1!

7!

8!

9!

10!

After you've finished emptying the big bucket of vomit that's been steadily increasing through out the last ten pictures,you can continue reading...

Me and suf!

Fellow PIG buddies!

ARGH!PAPERS ON MONDAY!SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!NOT READY YET!!!

:D

2008-06-20T07:22:00.000-07:00

The Truth (Not really).

Pork asked me to do.Anyway it seems kinda fun,so lets pop the hood shall we?

#1 If your lover betrayed you, what will your first reaction be?

"Thank god i won't be waking up to the same old ugly face 10 years down the road"

#2 If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be?

"If my dreams came true this would be some fucked up world man."

#3 What will your dream wedding be like?

"Saying the I-dos on a motorcycle as i steal the bride away."

#4 Are you confused as to what lies ahead of you?

"Holy shit.Am i on Oprah?"

#5 What's your ideal lover like?

"Ellen page,Kate Beckinsale,that smoking hot chick from 200 pound beauty and G***."

#6 Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?

"How about i-don't-fucking-know?"

#7 How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love?

"Sorry lady,first come first serve basis."

#8 If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?

"Wait wait wait.This person...HOW HOT IS SHE FIRST?!"

#9 Is there anything that has made you unhappy these days?

"My period no come yet.HAHAHAHAHA!JUST KIDDING :D"

#10 Are you in love or being loved now?

"Mum and Dad love me.Who else do i need now? :D"

#11 How do you see yourself in ten years time?

"On the cover of Men's health.HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

#12 Who are currently the most important people to you?

"The two genetic scientists who made me"

#13 What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?

"A moron and a retard.Just like me."

#15 What's the first thing you do every morning?

"Go back to sleep again."

#16 Would you give your all in a relationship?

"Huh?!Give my all?!Then what about the next one?HAHAHAHAHA!"

#17 If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, who would you pick?

"The one wearing black spectacles"

#18 What type of friends do you like?

"The type that jumps off rooftops on a $2 bet!"

#19 What type of friends do you dislike?

"PUAN!REVENGE!HAHAHAHAHA!"

The five people to do this:

Lou and Puan.You brought out the jackass/jerk in me!HAHAHAHA!

2008-06-15T10:11:00.000-07:00

Perception's blind spot.

The previous week has been kinda tiring but fun all the while.Had class chalet and it was the bombxz!I am a qualified level five pig so all you talkative people out there beware.

I've been wondering about some stuff.

Is it cowardice on my part to actually start afresh?Beneath all the excuses i've given,i guess i can't really fool myself.Since the first,its been a continual process of picking and giving up.I thought with the last the chain would probably be broken but alas...Perhaps i didn't do a complete job thats why its never properly ended.Is this like some sort of sadistic irony?I hope it isn't.I can only trust in the above right now.I dare not hope as hope only clouds perception.

Rambling aside.I'm terribly worried about the coming MSTs.I have to get that freaking 3.5 or above.Shizzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.Mugging the whole of next week.Seriously.Like O'level time.Ok maybe not like O'level time since most of the time spent with the gang at the cafe was spent playing PSP,eating and oogling at girls(Yeap yeap,Puan knows who).God,how the heck did i pass my O's?!But you get what i mean...

:D

2008-06-08T07:34:00.000-07:00

I'm a Twinky.

You're the weirdest in a intriguing manner.
You're also the loveliest in every way.

Like the aurora skies.

Money in.Money out.

Thats the way its been going for the past weeks.As soon as it comes it goes off on a permanent excursion to someone else's wallet.Ugh.I need that job soon.

The weather's been horrific these few days.Like some weather deity down-ed an extra coupla beers and now it's taking a huge piss.Haven't been able to go swimming.Nevermind Sentosa is coming soon!Somebody hum hallelujah! :) :) :)

Hmmm and now i've gotta decide which location i'm gonna go for the end of the year trip.New Zealand or Korea?I'd rather go to Greece,Rome or Italy.There's so much culture and history.But Greece owns nuts down man.Ancient philosophers abound there.Socrates,Plato,Aristotle and the like.Gosh.I seriously can't wait to turn like twenty or something.Erica chan!First stop must be Greece ah!I don't care!

2008-06-01T05:59:00.000-07:00

Forever and ever babe.

Its been way too long since i posted some proper pictures.Here you go folks!

This is actually the door of a toilet cubicle in SP.So many freaking locks!The guy who came up with this musta been one paraniod son of a gun.

This is the proper way guys should oogle girls!HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sufi with his innocent expression...

B.A.P.O.K!

(B)ad (A)ss (P)ussy (O)n (K)etamine!

Moving on from here...

I watched Click again this morning.Its like freaking hilarious and moving man.Not as in literally moving but you get what i mean.And not to mention Kate Beckinsale was nothing shorta gorgeous in there!Woots!

Anyway best of luck to all the TP people tomorrow for their accounting paper.

2008-05-24T10:54:00.000-07:00

Fantasy's crunch on reality.

Its 1 AM and Kyle Patrick is telling me how empty his frames,papers and his bed are.

Just had a checkup yesterday and thank the lord my imagination remains my imagination.Seriously,i think all that reading is going to drive me bonkers one of these days."BUT YOU NEVER KNOW!",as quoted by Russell Peters(or by the white guy who was too afraid to fly).

Sorry to all the people i've managed to piss of these week as its been really stressful on me regarding this matter.Even work has been compromised.Ok chow,time to put on the game face and start chugging.

Maria Maria...Santana ownage baby!

And i need a weekend job.Expenses are going up and no revenue means that my overall profits is......Wrongo.No revenue can't even calculate profit.Gosh i love accounts.Anybody got any job offers?!Preferably one that doesn't involve me selling my backside?Just pulling your leg numbnuts.

If rainbows were multi slides.
I would be waiting in turn for red.

:D

2008-05-20T08:16:00.000-07:00

Like a wounded star.

1)Take a look at the bottom pic

2)Scream for 5 minutes

3)Get two glasses of water.One to hydrate yourself and the other to splash yourself so that you know that you ain't having a nightmare.

Can you believe in just a few months his hair become like that?goodness gracious luh...Headed down to the beach yesterday.Pretty much the usual stuff.The highlight was when we played water polo with this buncha punjabi indians.Better than your average aneh seh!And i think i saw somebody familiar if i'm not wrong.

Today there was this Palm reader/Charlatan/Swindler charging 10 bucks for palm reading.Candy went for it and had the time of her life listening all the good stuff.Eh.You pay me ten bucks i sweet talk you all day long better seh.

So i was like fucking skeptical of this guy luh.So being the residential jackass around,i decided to test him...

ME: Eh uncle!Read my palm for free leh!Can strike TOTO boh?

Palm reader : Please don't call me uncle. Call me master!

ME : Yeah yeah whatever,so good boh my hand?

Now he goes ahead and makes his bullshit guesses,brace yourself...

Palm reader : You have a hot temper,you must control yourself.

Me thinking to myself : Strike one. I where got hot temper seh.Your mother no hair la.

Palm reader : You are very musical talented. Got good rythmn

Me thinking to myself : Tell that to my guitar rusting somewhere in my house.

Last one ah!

Palm reader : YOU ARE VERY SEXY AND HORNY!!!

Me : WHAT THE FUCK?!

i swear this shit really happened.My friends can testify for me.Or maybe not cause they were laughing so hard...

Morale of the story...Don't fucking believe these hoaxy poaxy bastards.

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Maybe i'll never hold your hand.
Maybe i'll never watch the sunset with you.
Maybe i'll never stare back into those lovely eyes.

Yet.

Certainly i'll think about you day and night.
Certainly my dreams will be filled with you.
Certainly no one could ever replace you.

Cause my lips form the words,

I love you.

2008-05-16T22:36:00.000-07:00

Robot.One day you will cry.

Presenting Maja Ivarsson.Darn hot i tell you and freaking good vocals.

I just realised i haven't been posting in a week.Thats all credited to the enormous load of work i've been having the whole week.It was like D&T final week again.Sleep at 3 only to wake up at 6.Three hours of sleep?!How can this be man!My beauty sleep policy is totally thrashed.

On the brighter side,I think i've accomplished quite alot this week so i'm kinda proud of myself...MOM!WHERE ARE YOU?!I WANT A PAT ON THE BACK NOWWWWW!!!

Poly life is pretty good,I'm getting used to the workload and i figure i like this kinda stressed up screwed up environment.Life would be so boring without a few tangles in the yarn.Now all i have to do is work on my tackling,passing and all that crap.Hopefully i'll be able to play soon for the team.

Oh yeah another thing i forgot to mention,which i really wanted to post but i didn't manage to...I SAW G***!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Fainting...Fainter...Fainted...And ironically i only noticed cause taibai told me then i turned around to ask him to STFU but zomg i barely had time to wave back.Woots!

No drummer girl this week ):

:D

2008-05-10T11:21:00.000-07:00

You're in my bones again.

School has just been crazy these few days.Work is piling like the smokey mountain and my tests ain't givin' me rest,about to send me into cardiac arrest.Whoo la!I think i'm really growing to like Accounts.Hoo-rah!

Oh and i came up with a new word today.Was listening to The Take Over,Break's over in the bus.Patrick stump went WIDOW!And it just so happened that i was staring out the window and i saw this hotness-factor-10-to-the-max chick.And thus :

Wido-whoa!

I swear i am so easily entertained.

Oh man oh man oh man,I think i'm having a MEGA crush on this girl in school seh!Talk about being taken unawares.As mom would quote my favourite phrase(How ah?How ah?),i'm very much shit shatted at the moment.So close yet so far?!Fuck fuck fuck.

And its mother's day today.HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY MUMMY!!!Your Bestest present is currently typing this post right now! :) :) :)

2008-05-06T09:03:00.000-07:00

Under the lamp post land.

Isn't it just amazing how random dreams ah?Dreamt of somebody i used to like yesterday.Made me wonder why i didn't do shit about it.But then again,its chow here so just screw it!Then I had another dream today but this time it was a Day dream.6th time you're into band chicks again dipshit?Can't help it!They just be so attractive! (: (: (:

Now i seriously feel like killing myself for the rather lack of structure in this post.

And i'm currently chatting with miss pretty now.CANDY!IF YOU READ THIS YOU BETTER THANK ME!!!!

:D

2008-05-05T09:45:00.000-07:00

Pain and Gain.

Oh my little boombazzles.Training was like freaking fun today luh!AND ALSO DAMN TIRING!Learnt some of the basics of the game before diving straight into the game.Contact rugby is da sexz.But seriously i need to put on a bit of pound-nage.Freaking hard to tackle most ruggers when they're like 50-70 plus and you're only 45 kg...Oh well!I'm looking forward to training on thursday again!FINALLY A CCA I LIKE LUH!

Kisses under the pale moonlight.
Yet you're never in sight.

:D

2008-05-04T09:51:00.000-07:00

Fat pork pie.

This is how you take advantage of FREE FLOW of drinks!

Anyway spent the day out with my lads,doing the usual.And one thing i learnt is that ken hasn't seen bread in his whole life before.Cause he devoured like 3 baskets of bread at cafe cartel.Power seh!

Training tomorrow.Finally......What's the insurance hotline again?

:D

2008-05-03T06:54:00.000-07:00

Renoma addiction.

Hung out with the Library clique yesterday.Cam whore to the max yo!

Underwear modelling here we come.

Slurpi-licious!

This looks like a scene from SHUTTER except for the fact that it's supposed to be some chio bu ghost not tai bai.

Real men hug!

Library peeps! (: (: (:

Had a friggin blast with them yesterday luh!Haven't seen them for uber long.Except for tai,ken and puan luh.

Cheerio peeps off to do my honking tutorials!

Pass it on.

The spark is all that is needed.

2008-04-29T09:43:00.000-07:00

That's just the way we roll.

Smiley man Inc. brings you a rare glimpse of the TTK gaming network chat logs.

Haagendaaz= Taili

Chocolateroll=Kenneth

FlameOfUdun= Teemo

Dota really brings out the human spirit...or in this case an extremely vulgar and possesive spirit.Click on the pics to view:

We are really nice and sweet people yeah?

:D

2008-04-28T07:35:00.000-07:00

Wild as an elephant's child.

Yay!I finally fulfilled my childhood desire!I'm signed up for a CCA you people wouldn't normally associate me with.Unless i had a sudden muscle mutation or some shit.But tennis seems quite fun.And oh yes tai would love ultimate frisbee in my school!No more comments there!HAHAHA!

Babbling aside,school work has become increasingly bitchy.So much work to do luh!And holy nuts i don't understand some parts of POA!Curses on that monk who first invented accounts!

I seriously need a short break away from my current life now.Listening to 'Holiday' really suits the mood.Somebody get me an airline ticket out of singa-fuckin-pore can?How about somewhere with a nice beach,the type with clear blue water and palm trees and all that what not...Ugh.Teemo wake up,you're still in front of the bloody laptop typing this entry.Well i am entitled to dream aren't i?

Cause this feeling wasn't meant for you or me.

:D

2008-04-25T12:02:00.000-07:00

M-O-ASS

Its like 3 am in the morning and i'm wondering what the hell am i still doing online.Shizz.I just know i'm gonna be late for 11 o'clock gym tomorrow.

Went for the SP party at MOS.I would love to describe to you avid readers how good/bad the party was but sadly i can't.The queue was like uber long.People were just standing in line as though they were giving out free donuts!If that was the case,i would be like shoving my way through.God i love donuts.Anyway,we didn't manage to get in and we were left stranded outside.I swear they blast the music darn loud just to mock us.The funny thing is that there were alot of outsiders standing along the SPians.Hello!there's like another lane for you guys!OMG luh.But oh well i wasn't even very keen to go for this anyway.I'll be a good boy and wait till my IC magically produces that magic number.

Braces and Smiles/Black specs and Smiles!This is freaking heaven man!

:D

2008-04-24T01:51:00.000-07:00

We'll have halloween on christmas.

Today's been kinda fucked up for me.i woke up at 5 plus this morning due to this really horrific nightmare regarding something that happened 2 days ago.Seriously man.My mind really overworks itself when i dwell on something for far too long.But what can i say?It's a bit of hypocrisy when i say i don't when actually i do.My mouth is a separate entity from my emotions i presume.

So lord please deliver me from this torment for i can neither accept it nor can i forget it.

2008-04-19T08:23:00.000-07:00

Norton hears a chow.

A number of really weird and random thoughts have been passing through my think tank these couple of days.

Makes no sense to an normal person but makes perfect sense to me :

1)Has it ever occured to you that when you're swimming you're actually submerging yourself in somebody's dirt?You might as well be kissing his or her ass.

2)Stop and stare should be modified into Bei jing 101's theme song ->

'Stop and stare,you start to wonder why you have no hair!'

3)How come the big blue world out there seems alot less smaller than the insignificant portion of our lives?

4)Canned food is a bane and a boon at the same time.

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Somebody give me wonka-vite soon.

:D

2008-04-16T08:01:00.000-07:00

The i-miss-you feeling.

Oh my god i think i'm going bonkers from not seeing a certain someone for such period of time!I still anxiously look out on the overhead bridge everyday just hoping to catch a glimpse.I don't understand why you're so intoxicating,the drop-all-my-shit feeling occurs only when you're around.When i see them in their blue uniforms,my eyes dart from face to face but main act isn't on tonight.So maybe ten years from now,i'll still be waiting on that overhead bridge...just waiting...for that big eyed,blue clad,black specs,high slung bag and cheery bright smile wonder...

What i would give...what i would give...

2008-04-15T07:10:00.000-07:00

Hello Moto-fuckin-rola

Oh my lord,i swear i have no luck with electronic devices at all.First it was the Ipod.After getting it for like 9 days i had to send it back to the service center...

Now it's my freaking V9!I bought it on sunday and the next day off it went to the service center.Thank god they decided to give me a brand new set.At least they aren't that heartless!I think the technician already finds me farmiliar.

School is great except for the uber boring lectures and stuff.Like the word 'Lecture' should be spelt N-A-P T-I-M-E.But i still faithfully take notes.Muahahaha!

And oh my nuts,i almost got knocked down by a car today cause i was rendered gobsmacked in the middle of the road by this G***/A*****/Some SB facil lookalike chick!Wowzers!Probably the brighter part of my day considering that it was raining like madness today.

Long trip down to dover tomorrow for a 1 hour lecture.Ain't i lucky?

:D

2008-04-10T07:23:00.001-07:00

Having a spanking good time.

Oh my lord.I am freaking tired after the day's events!Lets see what happened in my kick ass life today.Three cheers for modesty!

Woke up at 7.45 to meet the rest at 8.Tai and Ken if you're reading this...Old habits die hard eh?So it was kinda ironic cause the people who lived in bishan were late,where else the people who stayed far far away were early,or at least on time.Seriously man,I've gotta get me an alarm clock that has a loudhailer,a full drum set and a trumpet inbuilt into it.That might wake me up.

As soon as i got off the bus,bumped into matilda,saw like a billion other SP-ians already hard at work.Seriously,like the 5 cents that most bishan people give really matter to the president's charity.At least must be like NKF,they got such brains to get enough funds to build gold taps.Hmmm,on second thought maybe they were kinda dumb to get caught anyway.Well...What can we say to them but : 'HAHAHA!In your face suckers!'.I sorta deviated away from the story here.Anyway did flag day at the bus interchange.Met JR and Suhaili(am i spelling this right?).Oh my god,i'm like so happy that i saw her luh!I mean its been ages deh!After that headed down for breakfast,before playing basketball(yes yes,we're slackers).Met up with the rest after lunch before heading back to dover.

Went for the freshmen party.I swear i'm gonna kill the guy who sang 'Stop and stare'.I already sorta detested that song cause singapore gets such outdated 'New' music and this results in hordes of people blasting the 'newest' songs on their freaking lousy handphone speakers.Seriously man,would it kill for singaporeans to be more music conscious and actually check the web for NEW music?!Anyway,the guy sang like curse-thy-arse off key man!Dude,try something easier next time like a jay chou song ok?Christ...

Anyway left at 7 plus,trained back with ethel.Hohoho!Debates on why smiling is so natural!

:D

2008-04-07T07:42:00.000-07:00

It doesn't get any better.

SB is my life!

The above shot consists of murderers,rapists and the facs!

Had orientation today.My new class is nice!But the games were kinda dreary cause once you've played them before it just isn't that fun anymore.Oh well it's the company that counts!

After the day's activities,met up with the Rapists,Murderers and Facs for our bunk outing.Can you imagine like 23 people trooping down to marina today?!Hahahaha!It was freaking hilarious when i just kept waving at the waiter and asked him if we had space for 23 people.I think we kinda pissed the staff off.

Here's a group shot at pizza hut,i swear the malay guy is freaking nice and friendly luh!

All the happy campers!

Argh!Dreary talks tomorrow!I'm like so freaking gonna die luh!Somebody clone me so that i won't need to turn up!

:D

2008-04-05T09:19:00.000-07:00

Life's simple pleasures.

SHOPPING TODAY!

I'm so freaking happy that i finally bought that bracelet/bead thingy/knick knack or what ever you call it,from Rastafari!Nice Nice Nice!And Bob marley's 'Three little birds' was playing when i was in the store.How cool can that get man!Jamaica is zeee cool-ness!

I'm kinda shit shitted seh.I can't believe that i'm like wearing extra small and small for some shirts?!Like seriously what da heck man!Its like the supreme bitch chore to find my sizes in stores cause either they don't stock enough of extra small and small or singapore must have a petite secret organization that secretly conspires against me.I vote for the latter theory!

So after the entire crusade,i managed to get a top from Pull & Bear and a long sleeve shirt from Topman.The urge has been satisfied for today.Barely.I've still got soooo much crap i want/not need,like that nice jacket from Zara,that sexilicious watch from Fossil,shoes from River island and a couple more accessories.I need a cash supplier.Time to go hunting for that pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.Fuck off leprechaun!

2008-04-04T12:36:00.000-07:00

Chronowalker

Old movies and music are still the best.

Listened to songs from Michael Jackson's thriller album and watched 50 first dates.It's times like these that really make the old days seem more vibrant and full of joy.Oh well,random thoughts for a extremely random person.

Wet dew on the spring floor.
Blue waves frolicking in the horizon.
Pristine ice caps with just a touch of light.
The mind is indeed a vessel of the soul.

2008-04-03T09:17:00.000-07:00

Wishful considerations.

I've been rather lazy these few days,not posting and stuff.Come to think of it i don't have the foggiest idea what i've been doing these few days.Given a little mindwork i might remember,but i can't be bothered.

School is reopening soon!Woots!I'm super looking forward to orientation.SP is like *SMH*,the food lover's paradise.Like 5 food courts,mac,KFC ,Pizza hut and i think there's a 7 eleven also!ok the last one doesn't count,but i'm madly in love with my new school!Ooh ooh!not forgetting to mention the numerous vending machines!

And i've just realised that i've a fetish for brace faces.Holy moley canoley luh!Aren't they like cute to the maxZxZx?!

In my dream,i saw a butterfly.

'Little missy,don't just leave me hanging'

2008-03-30T02:54:00.000-07:00

Camps are fun.

So i'm back from the freshmen orientation camp already and all i can say is that it was a blast man!Freaking fun and the people there were super nice and cool to the max!The following pics might be a little explicit:

IJTP rocks man!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sexy boh?!We had to cross dress for the Gala night skit,so Michelle lent me her pinafore and Charline lent me her hairband.ahhh.Perfect sexy outfit!Our group name was the uber gayest and coolest by far.Check it out:

RAPIST!

So we had to do a skit linked with our name.Shawn,Lin Long and I were viciously raped by the zha bo man!ARGH!I hope it was funny for the audience cause i trying hard not to laugh like a crazy hyena throughout the skit.heh heh.We sacrificed alot man!Oh yeah,the crossdressers from various groups were damn funny too!There was this guy who was kinda buff and he squeezed into an SCGS uniform.I laugh until peng seh!

Disco night was like a real eye opener cause i've realised i can't dance for shit.It was still damn fun with everybody going crazy and just letting their hair down.FUN FUN FUN!

The night walk is probably the best one i ever went through.I tell you man,ALEXA IS THE COOLEST GIRL EVER MAN!When both of us were walking through,she didn't even scream once luh.Even the scariest shit couldn't spook her!I kowtow to her man.So we were like the least enthu pair to walk the night walk route:

*Ghost scares us*

Alexa: Please don't disturb us.Excuse me,we're very tired.

Me: Aiyo.Please don't block us leh.I want go back bunk sleep one leh!

The 'ghosts' must have been shocked by our response man!But i swear the scarers were freaking good.But we were just too tired to get scared.I was checking out one of the female ghosts too though.Kinda cute :)

Group photos:

RAPISTS-Aidy,Jin Wei,Vivian,Michelle,Clarine,Wei Ling,Simone,Meiyu,Shawn,Lin long and me!

Oh yeah.I think i can go change the ethnic race on my IC already.Cause almost everybody i met at the camp thought i was malay man.Some of them wouldn't believe me when i insisted i was chinese.No complains though.I think its kinda cool!Beats being chinese!

Overall a good experience.I didn't regret going to this camp at all!I'm gonna look forward to school starting so i can see all of them again..Oh yeah,i miss our faciliators too,Aidy and Jing wei!I love you School of business!

:D

2008-03-27T08:14:00.000-07:00

Imperalist point of view.

Chowbai,Taibai and Ong bak!

Kenneth is kissing the drain pipe and thinking of A***d* in this pic..Ok if he sees this i'm so fucking gonna die.Heh heh.

Tanning at the pool today after gym.The sun was perfect today.Occasional blockage by clouds here and there,but i guess it's god's way of preventing us from getting sun burned.Ahhh.Feels so good to know that someone up there is watching over us.Oh yeah,new training technique to try!Swim one lap then do 10 push ups.Just keep repeating this.I tell you if your chest never expand,you can like go for sillicone treatment already!

Whoo Whoo!Yesterday i finally gained approval from the Man-Who-Donated-Tadpoles-To-Create-Me(Dad),to buy another bag!Yipee!So i'm now deciding between two colours of a Nike backpack.Of course the only reason i'm buying it is because i'm currently mad about somebody now.Heh heh.

Camp is like probably twelve and a half hours from now and i haven't packed yet.The floor of my room is like strewn with shirts,berms and underwear.

Yes,Underwear.

I'll probably be on hiatus for 2 days or so.By the way go listen to [Midnight] by Pitbull feat. Casely!

Sweet kinda unreachable.

:D

2008-03-26T07:55:00.000-07:00

I'm the happiest man alive.

Have you experienced this after meeting someone before?Legs turning into jelly,heart hammering like a runaway jackhammer and you seem to leviate a foot from the ground?Yeap.In short,PURE HAPPINESS.I swear to god,i almost fell off the stairs cause i was wobbling like mad.Seriously.I'm still wearing a grin on my face while i'm typing this.CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW HAPPY I AM?God is indeed merciful man!Hallelujah!

Hush hush girl aside,went down to SP for my laptop certification today.I seriously have no luck with anything to do with computers.Thank god the assistant(s) were like patient enough and weren't getting their chainsaws out to do me in.

I'm still damn happy leh!HAHAHAHAHA!No need for any italic texts today since everything went according to daydream!

:D

2008-03-25T07:24:00.000-07:00

Appetite for dinosaurs.

I'm in the market for fats yo.I almost screamed my balls off in the gym when i realised i lost weight.You know what that means?All that carefully exercised gluttony to gain a few miserble ounces have all gone to naught!Why do some people try their utmost to lose fat when this bastard over here can't seem to put on any?!Really really frustrating.

And i just learned something new today.Quebec is neither in Dubai nor is it in Africa.Its in CANADA!My dad smugly pointed it out when it flashed on the TV screen.He suddenly had that diabolical look on his face and ask me where it was.HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW MAN?!Quebec sounds more like some luxurious terrorist get away location.Somewhere where Osama Bin Laden would build a summer palace full of booby traps and dart boards with pictures of Bush on them.My my.Wouldn't that be a field day for the MTV CRIBS team.

Arck!Camp is drawing near!I can't believe i'm going to some virtually unknown camp with people i've never met before!AHHHH!I wonder if they'll have a fridge full of goodies for me to munch on!Hmmm...I really hope its not like NCC camp.I don't want Kaya filled gardenia bread!

By thy way,ERICA CHAN YI JIA you better not be late tomorrow or i will freaking murder you!

What i would give to don that blue
uniform along with you.

:D

2008-03-24T11:13:00.000-07:00

Deviation from the norm.

Its 2am in the morning now and i can't freaking sleep.Probably had something to do with that uber sweet expresso i had about an hour ago.

Queen-ed today.Dang gooseberries!Couldn't find a suitable back pack to add to thy collection.Argh!why did they have to like change season just when i wanted to get one!Irritatious Moronic-ous!Thank god,I just had a piece of good news today.Hmmm.ok maybe it like yesterday/few hours ago.Whee!Hope every fucking thing goes according to plan or i might just have to kill myself :(

A few more hours before i have to drag myself out of bed for gym.cripes.Oh well,at least the luxury of being late is still mine.

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Its not her appearance that
draws his attention.

Her aura is enough to captivate him.

Poisons his mind with fleeting glimpses of
their next meeting.

His senses are stripped slowly from him,
until sanity itself becomes a stranger.

For who can resist someone who exudes
such wonderous charm?

:D

2008-03-23T08:33:00.000-07:00

Reckless kind of careful.

He gazes out into the rapidly darkening sky.
Wondering why moments ago,
there wasn't anybody next to him,
appreciating the circle of light.

She stares wistfully at the pages she just filled in.
The words so lovingly etched on paper,
yet never to be formed on her lips.
For who would ever understand?

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Ah...The urge has been satisfied.Good job Teemo!

:D

2008-03-22T09:25:00.000-07:00

Paradigm shift/Regurgitation.

The Code of Honour:

1)KOPE food if it is NOT being offered.

2)DON'T accept food if it IS being offered.

3)Always be at least half an hour late.

4)Right is wrong and wrong is right.

Don't worry,this code only applies to the two fellow dipshits.

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Oh yeah check this out.I like it better than the song its covering :

Artist:Mann(featuring that fat boy kingston)
Title:Ghetto Girl

2008-03-21T08:18:00.000-07:00

Cool them fools.

After gym today,feeling bored,i decided to do something life threatening.I headed over to the china lady's bubble tea stall(not the first one,the smaller one).In the past,we had misfortune of being treated to her extra side delicacies.Such as the booger dumplings and her breast milk bubble tea.The library crew should know what i'm talking about.So i was not disappointed when i ordered a bag of nuggets from her :

CAN YOU SEE THE FRIGGIN BLACK PIECE OF SHIT IN MY NUGGET BAG?!

Oh my lord.Is that some sorta oversized and overfried BOOGER?!

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Watched Horton which was super hillarious.No,i didn't have any trouble laughing along with at least 50 other small kids who were in the cinema with me.

Left for santification.Tai's dad drove us there.This is the scene that greeted us when we arrived:

Freaking full luh!No space to park!

Eventually we did find a place to park though:

Oh yeah,when i was going home,this drunk white guy came over and said 'HI'.Dude.Chicks are the other way.It's pure dong right here cock block. -_-

Wake and stop dreaming.
You start to stop believing.
You've seen her from afar.
She's right there by the stars.

:)

2008-03-18T19:50:00.000-07:00

I like the way you groove.

So i've been holding back my posting till the completion of this blog.I swear it was a pain in my ass just to do the layout and all that shit.I'm probably like the most easily distractable person around.Half way through doing links and stuff,i'll run off to play my games.That's why it took so friggin long.Guess thats a big NO NO for any job offers in the construction industry.

Anyway,life has been slowing down yet it's about to pick up pace again.The holidays are almost over!But somehow i don't really feel happy.AHHH!The intricacies of the human psyche!

OOOOOOOOH!Saw little Miss black specs the other day.I swear pork is like my lucky charm or something.Woots.I feel something stirring again!